shibbi replied to your post: shibbi replied to your post: OMG JEREMY HE JUST…

ahahahaha

THIS IS NOT FUNNY

i mean, at least he’s not homophobic

but it’s like…where did he get these ideas because they didn’t come from me?

wanderingroundwarblerland asked: I've been up as well. I had a Math placement exam for college this morning, I just got out. DEEP BREATHS IT'LL ALL BE OKAY.

Wait…when are you going to college? What grade are you in?

I MEAN HE’S SAID STUFF BEFORE BUT HE LEGITIMATELY THOUGHT HARRY WAS A GIRL

TO QUOTE HIM EXACTLY HE SAID “I just thought he was a boy born as a girl. So he’s not really a boy he’s a girl.” THIS IS NOT NORMAL OKAY I DIDN’T TELL HIM THIS WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS KEEPING FANDOM AWAY FROM HIM

i mean he ships kogan and stuff but i’ve been keeping him away from the craziness that is one direction i should’ve known i’d contaminated his innocence when he wanted to go to the concert on thursday

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shibbi replied to your post: OMG JEREMY HE JUST FOUND MY 1D POSTER I GOT FROM…

omfg if I was drinking anything it would be everywhere I am /actually/ laughing out loud omg Jeremyyyyyyyy

HE’S TEN AND HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON ALYSON STONER

WHICH

I GUESS MAKES SENSE

I MEAN THIS IS HER

AND THIS IS HARRY

THEY SORT OF LOOK SIMILAR I GUESS

BUT HE THOUGHT HARRY WAS A GIRL

HE TOOK MY HARRY POSTER

JEREMY TOOK MY HARRY POSTER

EITHER HE’S GOING TO KISS IT OR HE’S GOING TO DO VOODOO MAGIC AND I’M NOT SURE WHICH SCARES ME MORE

HE THOUGHT HARRY WAS A GIRL WITH SHORT HAIR AND NO BOOBS OMG

wanderingroundwarblerland asked: Morning love!

I’M HAVING A JEREMY CRISIS

I SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY SCREEN

AND WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT “MORNING” I’VE BEEN UP FOR FIVE AND A HALF HOURS AT THIS POINT YOU’RE LATE LATE LATE

OMG JEREMY

HE JUST FOUND MY 1D POSTER I GOT FROM BOP AND HE WAS STARING AT THEM

AND THEN HE POINTED TO LOUIS AND HARRY AND SAID THEY’RE BOTH PRETTY LIKE GIRLS, AND POINTED TO LIAM AND NIALL AND SAID THEY WERE CUTE AND THEN SAID ZAYN WAS HOT AND WALKED AWAY

HE’S TEN AND GOT A HARD ON FROM HIS FEMALE TEACHER WHEN HE WAS IN PRESCHOOL HAS MY FANGIRLING RUBBED OFF ON HIM

OMG NO NO NO NO NO

WHAT

malikismyking:

Lol I love Savan

Anonymous asked: you only just got a copy of 13rw? what?

Yes…I didn’t own one before, now I do.

I’ve had the school library’s copy on infinite checkout for the past six months. xD It was filled with sticky notes and stuff, and the librarians gave me notice yesterday that I had to turn it in on Tuesday or they’d put a permanent mark in my file that said I couldn’t graduate until I turned it in. And then they threatened me with detention. :( So I just unsticky noted it and bought my own copy this morning with a gift card I got for my birthday two years ago.

The librarians at my school are scary, okay?

deezenuts:

* I was praying that you and me might end up together.

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